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Silly Quotes

Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature


All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!


if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?


I intend to live forever- so far so good


Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "are you gonna drink that?"


Iv got 2 sit down & work out where i stand!!!


Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!


people ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven i say hell coz its nice and warm down there


Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!


I didnt kiss ur boyfriend! I told his lips a secret!!


I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!
 

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