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When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.
You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
The only thing that matters is that we're together.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. .
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Is you father a lumberjack Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Say, did we go to different schools together?
Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving."
You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.
Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes?
Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
Hi. Are you cute?
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
I'm easy. Are you?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
So....How am I doin'?
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?
I think about you when I masturbate.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee.
Do you know how to use a whip?
Excuse me, do you live around here often?
Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
Like the look of your crotch.
Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
How was Heaven when you left it?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
You should be someone's wife.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten my standard pick-up line.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me!
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