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Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.                                                          

There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
 

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
 

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
 

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
 

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
 

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)
 
 
There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan.

 
The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.

 
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all problems begin with MEN!
 
 
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
 

Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.

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